James 'n' Ox's Site
Recently we have decided that all you Pimps and Ho's haven't been getting enough as we seen some of the Ho's that you have pulled. Not mentioning any names, Blair. Anyways we have decided to set this site up to help you hopeless bastards. For all those dickless wonders out there, Fisher holds a social group for men with no penis at his Camel Ranch in Wolfstar.
PEACE!!
BBQ
You might of heard already that there is going to be a BBQ party at my house(James). This is a great oppurtunity for all you virgins to get lucky eg. Logi, Karim, Joyce, DUFF etc. No need to worry about food or juice, just bring your own bevy. We will be entertained by John Logans mum and dad if youv'e not already heard of the group electric 6. If you need to know more contact James or OX.
OX's SECTION
Just a couple of going ons that i would like to inform you about that has taken place in the past week at school. I would like to thank all the Wolfstar Young Team and where ever the hell Ben Veitch lives on encouraging me and James to make this site, as the lads all pulled a minger on Saturday night. Thanks lads. Also the striking resembelance that a certain couple of people look like first of all Craig Mathieson looks like he has a helmet on top of his head which me and Mcconnel have discovered.(Nice hair-cut Math) and i would like to comment on the striking resembelance that joyce has to a street rat it is uncanny. You might think that the pedos son Ewan Fisher is being slagged alot in our site but we use his name not only because he is ugly but because we have to put up with his dammened singing in admin, i never thought i would say this but he is actually a worse singer than Karim.
Only jokin Fish you're good looking and no one is as bad as Karim at singing.
JAMES's SECTION
Get lost im not speaking
Kwik Save Update
Gary MCconnel was interviewed last night by a woman at kwik save. Hes not sure how it went all he knows is that he fancied the woman who interviewed him. NICE! Hope you get the job Gary. Just a bit of advice keep out of Duffs way because i hear he takes advantage of young boys the first chance he gets. Dont forget how Joyce lost his virginity. Rumours concerning over that Feegs has a job at Kwik-Save is pure rubbish. Sorry Feegs your'e not Kwik-Save material it seems. Keep to the paper round. PAPER BOY!
Kwik Save Behind The Scenes
This week in CDT i was searching through DUFFS bag hoping to find some evidence of him having a tank in the kwik save toilet. It just so happens that i found an open packet of kleenex tissues. It was obvious straight away what they were for, especially when there were traces of his sperm on the tissues. There's just one thing i cant understand is that there were traces of Joyces sperm aswell. Wierd!!
Rumour of the week
Fisher the boy who lives on the Camel Ranch was caught last night by his mother shaving his balls, spreading peanut butter on them and making his dog lick it off.
Chat-up tips for this weekend
For all you failures out there we have decided to give you tips on how to pull. So Karim this ones for you.
"There is 250 bones in a female body, can i make it 251"
outcome=(1)you will either get laid that night or (2)you will be lying flat out on the floor.
Shout outs
Just a couple of wee shout outs that have been requested we will put on the site but remember if you want a shout out here are the prices for one.
2 to 5 days = 50p,
1 week = �1,
1 and a half week (maximum) = �2.
All donations shall go towards dinner money for Fisher as he is a tramp. Also a shout out from Ross F Ferguson he wants to say that he is the pitchie king and is going to take anyone on. Its a pitty that hes about �8 in debt. Heres a small shout out for a small guy in 2nd year called Chris Hunter (Tuffer).
NAKED BABY
For those who do not know who Naked Baby is, it is Blair Glynn. The reason for being called Naked Baby is because a while ago in P.E I (james) stole Blair's towel while Blair was in the shower. He ran out the shower naked chasing me in the changing rooms. He chased me towards the door but fell right on his face. when i turned round to look what had happened i could see Blair's balls. Ive never been the same again. Any way the real reason for Blair having his own little section on our web site is because he paid 50 pence to have a shout out but instead we gave him his own section. we were actually joking about the money part but if you want to give us money that is up to you. So blair keep it up,because im a bit skint!